All´s well in the world. Britney Spears is flashing her panties, and Kim Kardashian is wearing really small dresses and showing off her amazing body. Enjoy these pics, she might not be able to afford those pretty tiny dresses once the lawsuit from Brandy´s mom hits the courts. Interestingly enough, Kim almost avoided the debt all together because Ray J (the guy she made the sex tape with, who also happens to be Brandy´s brother) asked his mommy not to sue the girl whose ass he was banging and pissing on.

Brandy´s mom explained to People magazine: "After Ray J and Brandy urged me not to file criminal charges because of their prior friendship, I decided to afford the Kardashians an opportunity to resolve this matter without a lawsuit. When the fraudulent charges were brought to their attention, they apologized profusely, and advised us, through their attorneys, that they would pay the debt in full. However, they have since reneged on that promise."

Sounds like an open and shut case to me. Looks like Kim´s going to have to put that ass to work to come up with some funds to pay this debt. I hear Pamela Anderson´s ex Rick Salomon is good at helping poor pretty women out when it comes to their debts.

Okay, so there wasn´t a spectacular breakdown in the 24 hours following Britney´s release from hospital, but there was an upskirt. I guess the lawyer that got her release must be a huge fan of these things, because Britney went right out in the shortest dress and the silliest hat she could find, and splayed her legs getting out of the car like a young gazelle learning how to walk. (Except with none of the awwwww cute factor.)

Britney was wearing panties, but unfortunately she appears to have had a panty malfunction, and they´ve failed to really cover her lady parts very well, or at all. So yay. Britney´s vagina. Great.

Mental patients are so sexy.

It seems there was a method to Paris´ lesbian make out madness as it has now been announced that she´s landed a role on an upcoming episode of ´The L Word.´ She revealed her coup to Us Magazine, saying: "Once the strike is over, we are going to start talks, but I am definitely shooting it.”

It´s amazing the lengths that Paris will go to to promote herself, isn´t it? She actually made out with a girl, most likely in an attempt to seal the deal on that ´The L Word´ episode. Let´s just hope that she doesn´t get offered a role as a street walker. She´s sure to be out on the streets turning tricks before you can say ´desperate for attention.´

Still, there´s no point hating on the girl, for a spoiled heiress who mistakenly shot to fame after a bad sex tape was released, she certainly has made a great go of things and now earns over two billion dollars a year. It just goes to show what you can achieve when you´re willing to really sell yourself.

Britney Spears has been released from the UCLA psych ward, is now being trailed by several media outlets, and you can watch the coverage at myfoxla.com. Welcome to Hell.

Did you hear that? That´s not just the sound of a bipolar celebrity losing her mind, that´s also the sound of society as a whole hitting a new low. A mentally disturbed woman is prematurely released from a psych ward and the immediate response from the supportive community at large is to follow her around and wait for her to do something crazy.

Her mother, Lynne Spears, had wanted to take her back to Louisiana, but instead Britney got in her car and began randomly driving around Los Angeles.

If you´re a Spice Girls fan you better get to the last handful of concerts they are doing because Victoria Beckham has announced that she is quitting the Spice Girls for good. I guess that is a little like breaking up with your boyfriend when he hasn´t called you for three weeks and you keep seeing him out with other girls. Apparently Victoria´s ego is so fragile that she can´t admit that their fans and the world at large have determined that the Spice Girls are over, so she has to pretend to be the one to end it.

Victoria said: "I´ve been thinking about this for a long time. I´m not in the music industry any more. I´m in the fashion industry... I´m putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month... It´s the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together.

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