Okay, so there wasn´t a spectacular breakdown in the 24 hours following Britney´s release from hospital, but there was an upskirt. I guess the lawyer that got her release must be a huge fan of these things, because Britney went right out in the shortest dress and the silliest hat she could find, and splayed her legs getting out of the car like a young gazelle learning how to walk. (Except with none of the awwwww cute factor.)

Britney was wearing panties, but unfortunately she appears to have had a panty malfunction, and they´ve failed to really cover her lady parts very well, or at all. So yay. Britney´s vagina. Great.

Mental patients are so sexy.